LION LOVE 🦁💘—aka the ferocious affection that almost landed you on the couch! Let’s decode this:
Did you…
Declare your soul is a baby lion (needing cuddles, chaos, and zero closet organization)?
Try to “lion-proof” the house (think: couch cushions = savanna, your partner’s shoes = prey)?
Roar during a disagreement to assert dominance (…it backfired)?
Couch Survival Guide:
Puppy-Dog (Lion?) Eyes: 🥺 "But baby lions can’t sleep alone… and neither can I!"
Bargain Like a King of the Jungle: "I’ll fold all my socks… if you scratch my mane?"
Bring Backup: Play "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" and slow-dance toward the bedroom.
Confess: Was this lion-energy metaphorical or did you actually buy a lion-print onesie and refuse to take it off? 🐾🔥
