GORILLA FAMILY 🦍👨👩👧👦 —because your household is basically a wholesome, banana-loving, couch-destroying troop now.
Possible Interpretations (Pick Your Drama):
"We’re a gorilla family" = You all built a blanket fort and now refuse to civilized. Bonus points if someone started chest-beating over the last slice of pizza. 🍕
"I adopted a gorilla mindset" = You carried the entire mental load today (grunts and all), then dramatically flopped on the couch like a silverback claiming territory.
Literal Chaos = Someone (you?) tried to reenact Planet of the Apes with the throw pillows and now the living room is a no-go zone.
How to Avoid Couch Exile:
🦍 Gorilla Negotiation: "If you let me stay in bed, I’ll groom your hair like a proper troop member."
🍌 Bribe with Bananas: Works on toddlers, partners, and actual gorillas. Science fact.
Play the Documentary Card: "Babe, this is just… natural behavior. David Attenborough would understand."
Confess: Are we talking metaphorical gorilla energy, or did someone actually beat their chest and howl at the Amazon delivery guy? 🌍🔥
